22 February, 2011

One Line Humor

One Line Humor


[
1] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[2] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms.
[3] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets
to speak!

[4]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[5]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!