Marriage Proposal by an Software Professional

Dear Ms. ABCDEFGHI,

Baby, I 'v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train
platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For
long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can
be a real debugger for me now.

Value of Time

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what it is?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."
SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"

The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behaviour."

Ownership of different media agencies

Dear Friends Very interesting & eye opener as well.

VERY INTERESTING.....ONE MUST READ....ANALYZE....& CONCLUDE.......

Let us see the ownership of different media agencies.

IBN LOKMAT: Belongs to Mr. Darda MLA from Congress. Have you ever heard this channel questioning Congress or NCP Ministers or their deeds or their ill-gotten assets? They have very soft channel towards these parties & now b'caz they are in power the infamous Mr. Nikhil Wagle is enforcing the opinions on the citizens. As a Journalist & Media he has NO RIGHT to enforce his or his parties (Congress + NCP) views on citizens. Many of us have observed news & panelist discussion on this channel. The (infamous) Nikhil Wagle is supposed to put questions to the panelist of all the party representatives & public representatives & present the facts before the citizens. However, The Infamous Wagle is enforcing his parties & his views on the citizens which we all have witnessed.

There was this news...

There was this news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at the station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?

Expect Only The Best

Promise yourself to be so strong
                that nothing can disturb your peace of mind

To talk health, happiness, prosperity
                to every person you meet.

Tumhare pass kya hai?

Tumhare pass kya hai?

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Senior Manager Asks canteen boy (Ravi Pujari): How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles.