22 February, 2011

One Line Humor

One Line Humor


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1] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[2] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms.
[3] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets
to speak!

[4]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[5]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

[6] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it
anyway.

[9] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.
[10] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with
the same person.
[11] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends
up with the same boss.

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12] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[
13] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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14] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[1
5] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[1
6] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to Others.

[1
7
] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[1
8] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing
them.

[1
9] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

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20] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
you.

[2
1] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something
[22] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[23] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.

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