One Line Humor
[1] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[2] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms.
[3] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets
to speak!
[4]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
to speak!
[4]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[6] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!
other is the husband!
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it
anyway.
[9] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.
anyway.
[9] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.
[10] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with
the same person.
the same person.
[11] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends
up with the same boss.
[12] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[13] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[14] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[15] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[16] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to Others.
[17] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[18] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing
them.
[19] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[20] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
you.
[21] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something
up with the same boss.
[12] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[13] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[14] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[15] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[16] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to Others.
[17] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[18] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing
them.
[19] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[20] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
you.
[21] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something
[22] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[23] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.
wanted cash.
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