S. S. Thakur

ETA, ATD, and ETD These terms are related to and/or mostly used by courier companies; they refer to  : ETA : Estimated Time of Arrival , ATD : Actual Time of Departure ETD : Estimated Time of Departure POD : Proof of Delivery

ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.. TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! GEMINI - The Twin Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners.. Very Good at con...

Recalling the story of the woodcutter, who was very sincere and hardworking. He cut lot of wood every day. His employer was very happy with him. With time, he gained practice and he started cutting even more wood. But later, gradually, his output started falling. When the output became unbelievably low, his employer asked him what the reason could be. The woodcutter had no idea! Then the employer asked, "Are you sharpening your saw regularly?" The woodcutter responded, "Where do I have the time to sharpen my saw. I remain so busy cutting woods that there is no time left for sharpening the saw"!

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what it is?" replied the man. SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour." SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?" The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behaviour." The little boy quietly went to his room and sh...

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage BrideGroom Male ( 25 ) , Bride Female ( 20 ) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM    india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'    AND    Count ( Car ) > 20    AND HouseStatus = 'ThreeStoreyed' AND BrideEduStatus IN ( B . TECH , BE , Degree , MCA , MiBA ) AND Having   Brothers = Null    AND Sisters =Null SELECT Gold , Cash , Car , BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw      UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ( 'BMW' ) END GO    /*Then the wife writes the below query:*/ DROP HUSBAND ; Commit ;

* One of the most beautiful houses in the world is in Barcelona, Spain   owned by the famous footballer, Ronaldhino. One of the the most beautiful cities in the world is Vancouver, Canada.   One of the most beautiful little girls in the world is Fatima from Morocco (I wish I could take her home, don't you? ) The most beautiful eyes in the world belong to this little girl from Afghanistan  

Na Mantram No Yantram Tadapi Cha Na Jaane Stuti Maho. Na Chaa Vaanam Dhyaanam Tadapi Cha Na Jaane Stuti Kathaa. Na Jaane Mudraaste Tadapi Cha Na Jaane Vila Panam. Param Jaane Maata Twa Danu Saranam Klesha Haranam. I do not know mantras (short prayers) or yantras (how to pray). I do not know how to do puja or pray. I do not know how to invoke your name. I do not know how to medicate. I do not know any stutis (long prayers) or kathas (long prayers). I do not know any mudras (signs). I do not know how to implore deep pleading. I do know one thing, though. I knot that if I follow you, then within the folds of your love, I will be released from all my troubles. Vidher Agnaa Nenaa Dravina Vira Henaa Lasatayaa. Vidheyaa Shakyat Vaa Tava Charana Yoryaa Chyutir Abhut. Tad Etat Ksantavyam Janani Sakalo Dhaarini Shive. Kuputro Jaayeta Kvachi Dapi Kumaata Na Bhavati. Oh, Mataji, liberator of all without discrimination, I do not know how to do puja, and I am by n...