One Line Humor
One Line Humor [ 1 ] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [2] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. [3] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! [4]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. [5]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!