ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing.
Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. EXTREMELY
adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an
aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud.
Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their
point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people
in the world..
TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive.
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight
for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of
attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need.
Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered
and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to
sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the
most attractive people on earth!
GEMINI - The Twin
Nice.
Love is one of a kind. Great listeners.. Very Good at confusing
people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis
will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what
they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things
and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at
times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy.. VERY Loud.
Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful
smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
CANCER - The Beauty
Very
high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind... Very romantic.. Most
caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative
Person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They
perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak.
Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will
take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain
forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous.
Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it.
Someone you should hold on to!
Recalling the story of the woodcutter, who was very sincere and hardworking. He cut lot of wood every day. His employer was very happy with him.
With time, he gained practice and he started cutting even more wood. But later, gradually, his output started falling.
When the output became unbelievably low, his employer asked him what the reason could be.
The woodcutter had no idea! Then the employer asked, "Are you sharpening your saw regularly?" The woodcutter responded, "Where do I have the time to sharpen my saw. I remain so busy cutting woods that there is no time left for sharpening the saw"!
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what it is?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."
SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"
The
father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can
borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you
march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you
are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish
behaviour."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The
man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's
questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After
about an hour or so, the man had calmed down and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he
really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the
little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
Na Mantram No Yantram Tadapi Cha Na Jaane Stuti Maho. Na Chaa Vaanam Dhyaanam Tadapi Cha Na Jaane Stuti Kathaa. Na Jaane Mudraaste Tadapi Cha Na Jaane Vila Panam. Param Jaane Maata Twa Danu Saranam Klesha Haranam.
I do not know mantras (short prayers) or yantras (how to pray).
I do not know how to do puja or pray.
I do not know how to invoke your name.
I do not know how to medicate.
I do not know any stutis (long prayers) or kathas (long prayers).
I do not know any mudras (signs).
I do not know how to implore deep pleading.
I do know one thing, though.
I knot that if I follow you, then within the folds of your love, I will be released from all my troubles.
Oh, Mataji, liberator of all without discrimination,
I do not know how to do puja, and I am by nature lazy.
I do not have the ability or capacity to do the right kind of prayer.
Given all these shortcomings of mine, if there have been any mistakes in my prayers today, please overlook them.
Because the son can be bad, it is not in the Mother’s nature to be bad.
Prthivyaam Putraaste Janani Bahavaha Santi Saralaa. Param Teshaam Madhye Viralataraalo Ham Tava Sutaha. Madiyo Yam Tyaagah Samuchita Midam No Tava Shive. Kuputro Jaayeta Kvachi Dapi Kumaata Na Bhavati.
O, Mother,
On this earth you have many good sons and daughters.
Of all your children, however, I am the worst and have been the most bad.
Please do not forsake me because I have not concentrated on you; this is not reasonable.
Because the son can be bad, it is not in the Mother’s nature to be bad.